RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE

Evidently it has been a long time since I've been on here, lots has happened during that time... lots has changed... and a lot of things have intrigued me about the way we work.

But hey fuck it, I'm just going to rabble over things that have happened recently, because namely - I'm a bit too lazy to type out all of that shit.

Would you? It's like 2 years worth of content. So shutup.

I need a coffee before I get this rolling. What's with caffiene addiction? Sometimes after going for my usual 2 or 3 a day I just forget/too busy(lol) to have one, and I don't get a headache. But today, a day after doing said cold turkey, it's now that I get a headache. Someone explain please.

I was going to go off on that tangent and go through the intricacies of caffeine, but meh I can't be bothered.
Speaking of 'meh', check out my new jumper, because it's cold and stuff right?



Damn right, apathy is hard work. I bought a few other things from thinkgeek, got a few hilarious shirts, and some stupid little techno things that will perk my interest - either that or will be useless pieces of junk to fill up random spots in my room.

So anyway...

So after my... 2 months or so at Hungry Jacks, I got a job in the city through UCMS for American Express. Amex are the guys who do credit cards just incase you were wondering. It's surprising how much I can mention "American Express" and people go "DURRR WUT?". Even I'm surprised that people can not recognise a name like that, it's one of the biggest credit card companies in the world... not to mention they sponser some things that people would catch occasionally... The US Open... err I can't think of other things but I'm sure there are some. Whatever my point remains valid.
It's an alright job, nothing too dramatic, but man it gets boring sometimes. Talking to people all day who fail at maths or simple logic, it hurts my head sometimes. You're probably thinking it's ironic that a person like me who clearly doesn't pine for massive social contact should be working in a place such as this, well yeah it is, so shutup :P But I push on, I trudge through the days, lately it has been a bit more of a struggle because of how bored I'm getting and because of some depression I went through (but I am over, don't panic!). I don't want to leave because I (once again ironic) love some of the people there at work, some cool cool people, among other things ;) So I'll do what I can to keep myself interested, and hopefully the bosses will help me out too...

Flew

This swine flu thing, is it actually serious or not? Can someone who isn't a hypochondriact please answer that one - because seemingly mass paranoia has taken hold of the public mind in regards to this. And I'll fucking tell you why - the MEDIA. I'm not normally one to crow about how 'the media liez' or 'the media publicises crap', but seriously, this swine flu shit has gotten out of hand.
I'll give you a great example of what I'm talking about in regards to this; Earlier on before it was a 'pandemic', the first 'American' case of swine flu was reported. BUT IT WAS A MEXICAN WHO HAD FUCKING CROSSED OVER TO THE US.
Stupid fucking ridiculous things like this have persisted ever since, and it's just a joke, especially given how much of the population takes what the media says to heart. I was going to post a little table with the swine flu stats at the moment, but the site I was reading has now got other hype inducing reports so I can't. But hey I'll take a stab at the numbers (just like the media) - but something like 29000 people are infected with swineflu... but there are something like 200 deaths. Fuck. Why are people so worried about it. I could go on http://www.crazymonkeygames.com/Pandemic-2.html and do a better job of it. BUT FUCK YOU MADAGASCAR. If you're bored go play that game, and try to get into Madagascar - THATS RIGHT, YOU CAN'T.

So I've decided that if swineflu does actually get out of hand, perhaps if the strain modifies and actually does start pwning noobs, I'm gonna hop on a plane to head over there. Because clearly it's a safe joint from pandemics... because an internet game taught me so.

And hey another thing about this whole shebang - what do you think would happen if it was a less 'dirty' animal? Instead of swineflu, do you think people would care if it was Wombatflu? Capibaraflu? Platypusflu? Fuck if it was platypus flu everyone would freak out and think that they were going to turn into some fucked up looking rat-duck thing, the media would love that.



What a headline.

Anyway, that's enough for now, have a nice day.

GG

Why is that the coolest line in the whole of the Star Wars trilogy for me? It's almost the only sequence in all 3 movies - OH WAIT SORRY 6 LOL LOL LOL I FORGOT ABOUT THOSE STUPID JENK-LIKE 1.2.3 MOVIES SILLY ME! - that I can remember perfectly...

HUMAN: He doesn't like you.
LUKE: I'm sorry.
HUMAN: I don't like you either!
HUMAN: Don't insult us. You just watch yourself. We're wanted men. I have the death sentence in twelve systems!
LUKE: I'll be careful than.
HUMAN: You'll be dead!

And so on. For some reason this little bit makes me laugh, every single time I hear it. It's the same reaction every time I hear about Gribble Jnr, and his e-girlfriend.

WE FUCKING TOLD YOU IT WAS GOING TO FUCK UP, YOU IDIOT!




Meanwhile...

I got a job at Hungry Jacks near my place. I'm hoping to get a job in the city soon... because being on your feet all fucking day sucks. Especially seeings I'm not exactly saving up much money from it. But oh well, it gets the basic shit payed for, rent, bills etc etc. It means I don't have to eat fucking Minestrone soup every night either, which is good, seeings I hate that crap.

A mute dude came in today, I was on front counter. It was kind of... disconcerting, because I didn't know what to do... luckily the guy was an excellent pantomime, he did the whole get some paper and a pen you dickhead without talking, which was impressive. Luckily Alex was there to get it done, it helped that he knew what the customer wanted because he had been in before.

But that was all that was interesting down at the JACK today. No fad-jitz in the burgers today, especially seeings Charz wasn't around... lazy bitch. That's 2 days in a row she's missed without calling. (I think without calling... I dunno).




The land of TV...

Finally Mythbusters is back! Yayyyyyy. Great show - and yes before some idiot goes "OMG DEY R ALL OLD EPZ MAN I HAS DOWNLODED DEM YEARZ AGO!" - I know that fuckface, I just don't waste bandwidth on things that are upcoming on TV. But anyway... good fun show, learning a couple of sciencey things along the way, and you get to perv on Kari Byron - the hottest nerd on the planet too. Damn she's fine with those... forearm thingys... I dunno wtf they are. Those stripey slip-on things that she has on sometimes. Hot stuff. You get the point.

House has ended of course... what a weird ending... there's no way that they are all going to leave. In fact, I'd be surprised if any of them left. It's such a great group to have together, Chase with his butt-kissing, "yes sir" attitude, but his investigative nature... Foreman with his "fuck you house" attitude, and his nagging to get things done - but he'll take a shortcut if he can get away with it... And Cameron, with her CONSTANT morality bitching, which really pisses me off - but I assume that's the whole point of the character - to contradict House's "fuck it all, lets do something cray" style.
It's such a great show, and you hear people say "WELL DERE CANT B 2 MANY CRAZY DISEASES LEFT AMIRITE?" but there are tonnes out there, not to mention there are the episodes where it's something ridiculously simple - eg the episode with that super duper fat guy, which they thought had all sorts of shit... but all he had was lung cancer. It's stuff like that, that makes you think about the fact that the writers can weave plots like those - when you think it's going to be Erdheim Chester or some crazy rare disease like that... but all it is, is something basic and simple. It's not as if House needs the book of Panacea or something anyway. He knows. He knows all.
I hope the show goes on for at least another 4 seasons, which would take it to the US standard (I believe).




After watching the movie "300", I've decided to become an expert on the Greco-Persian war. I don't know if this is a good idea or not, I'll be starting mostly with Wiki stuff to read... then after that I'll start googling up some shit.
It got annoying reading about the 1st Naxos battle, and Thermopylae (the battle featured in 300) - with all the "counter-estimates" of the Persian/Greek forces. I know I know, you can't really be sure with it, especially seeings how long ago that was... and the whole "Winner writes history" stuff... but I wish there was a button on Wiki for "TL;DR" or something, just so I can understand the basic information, then maybe after that I'll read about the information that is in debacle.

And yes I'm still attempting to learn Korean... I need to actually start figuring out proper days to do my classes, because I keep forgetting, and thus falling behind where I should be. If anyone knows of a site/app that can teach you languages... please let me know, it would make things much easier than the way I currently do it.

Well, that's enough for now, I've gotta get up in 9 hours for work. Yeah I'm working fucking full-time shifts, even though I'm part time. I hope I'm not being screwed out of any money.

GG

See now you came here wanting rhetorical nonsense about the world ending. Sucked in.

I'm tired, it's 0140 (1:40am for you non-military minded) - actually come to think of it, I'm not in the military either, why the fuck do I ALWAYS use 24 hour time? I don't know. Doesn't matter anyway.

So yeah I decided to update this thing for once, it's been ages, many moons have passed since I last visited. In fact, I had to dig through the Firefox password list to find my god damn password heh heh.

So my beloved HouseMD has finished for the season... wtf is going on, everyone is leaving! Where will they go! I'll bet Cameron and Foreman will come back. In b4 super-fans tell me "omgz liek don chu read teh websitez? blah blah blah" shut the fuck up. I'm just guessing, as a big fan of HouseMD, but not a fan-fiction person. Damn Jennifer Morrison is hot. She's on my top list.

Hmmm top ten list of the hottest chicks to my mind? Sounds like a good idea.

See I was going to make a fancy table, but I doubt I could actually think of all the chicks I think are hot within an hour or so - not to mention the fact that some I kind of just forget after I see them, then until I see them again later in whatever they were in.

But the few that come to mind right now...

Jennifer Morrison
Evangeline Lilly
Kate Bekinsale
Nikki Osborne

Those are just a couple that are always the first ones I think of.

Back to HouseMD. So it's ended... with no real cliffhanger, just sort of dropping the bombshell of the three fellows leaving. Some people ask how long could HouseMD go on... "just how many crazy diseases are out there?". I was wondering the same thing, but apparently... The 3 seasons so far haven't really gone that deep into the pool of CCRAAAAAAAAAAZZZZZZZYYYYYY illnesses in the world currently. I hope the format at least changes, the whole:

Step 1.	Patient comes in with basic illness
Step 2.	House + team find a seemingly sound diagnosis for the affliction
Step 3.	Diagnosis is completely wrong, and some new weird thing happens to the patient
Step 4.	House finds the cure for the main patient in some "side plot" or offshoot from the main episode story, and it's always a "lightbulb" moment
Step 5.	Case closed, episode over - with the exception of the fact that sometimes House will get shot

HouseMD in a nutshell. Like I said, I'm fine with the craaaaaaazzyyy illness thing every week, but the format needs to change, at least slightly. The "Tritter" thing was pretty cool, much like when "Vogler" came in during season 1. Oh well, here's hoping. I know Fox have signed up for the next season(4), can't wait!

For now.

GG

I should probably be doing some revision...

Yeah... it's that time again kiddies... exam time.

I had my ccna exam today... what a piece of crap. 65%, my ass. Still, despite the "requirement" that we are meant to get 75%, technically I still pass the subject, 65% of 70 marks is roughly 45 marks, plus the 30 I get for successfully completing the skills exam... unless my math's has degraded given the stark hour, and my lack of sleep, that is 75. And considering 50 or above is a pass... I tell you what, if that fuckstick Graham doesn't pass me, there's a fucking lawsuit waiting to happen.

Not me V tafe, just Graham V me once I smack him over the head with a c2600 router because he's such a fucking useless teacher. I could go to sleep in the Arctic and learn more about ccna/cisco stuff than he has taught me.

I've even passed by CISCO's standards(shutup if you don't know what cisco is, just keep reading), so if the Tafe is going to have a cry about me not getting 75% on the final, they can just go park themselves in a shipping crate, and get shipped away to some place shitty, like Adelaide. Maybe even Darwin.

ANYWAYS, tomorrow I have Advanced Operating Systems... Jeez. This one could be a doozey. "Why the fuck are you sitting here writing all this shit out instead of revising?" I hear all you nerds saying. Well... good question. Mostly I just don't feel like learning at the moment. You know, that feeling you get as soon as you get to school/uni/tafe/AA - but the feeling suddenly goes, and you feel like learning as soon as you leave. So yeah I just don't feel like it at the moment, plus Boston Public is going to start soon and quite frankly that takes preference.
I've also allotted time when I wake up to do revision, that's right biatches, I'm getting up early! Wtf lol! You never know, I might take the dog for a walk or something LOOLLOLOLOLO J/K.

Friday we have our Web Applications exam (giggle) and our Data Communications exam.

I'm giggling because seriously... how do you examine web application skills? Let me rephrase.
How do you examine web application skills, without actually using the apps, and without making it a cakewalk?
RIDDLE ME THAT BATMAN!

I suppose time shall tell on Friday night.

Data Comms should be... passable. I'm not predicting 10/10 or perfect scores etc etc, but I don't think I'll fail either. Once you've talked about bitrate, data sampling and shit like that once with John... you don't need to hear it again. Because I'm reasonably happy with that. (Internal joke, don't laugh, you aren't internal).

After that... Finally this shitty semester is over. Quite frankly it's been a really annoying semester for me, given that I had many interruptions, especially the two weeks looking after my uncle's house.
I look back on that now and see it wasn't the greatest idea. Whilst I had a great time with poker, take-away, my birthday party, constant DoTA battles... it fucked me up in some of my classes.

Hindsight is a brilliant thing... apart from the fact that it comes after the point where you needed it.

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Australia owns joo!

Whilst many people would not know me as a soccer person... they are right.

I have alot of respect for people who can kick a round ball around, it takes alot of skill and must take alot of training.

But seriously, the technical side of soccer I do not have a problem with; the footskills, the pathway determination (through passes), I especially respect the goalie. What a fucking job. Stopping a 1 foot ball(roughly at a guess) from getting through 7.32 m x 2.44m of goal. That's like trying to stop George Lucas from making shitty movies.

The main problem I have with soccer (no fuck off all you people saying "it's football" because it's not, this is football, and if you don't like it press alt-f4 dickhead) is this bullshit 90 minutes.

If soccer was 20 minutes long, there wouldn't be as much bullshit.

No bullshit "OH FUCKING NOES I HURT MY ANKLE, I MEAN KNEE, I MEAN PENIS, I MEAN HEAD, OWW OWW MY HEAD, YOU KICKED IT RIGHT OFF OMG".

No bullshit kicking backwards. Jeez that's annoying. It's the way AFL is going to, but more on that another time.

No bullshit substitutions of players, ffs just tag the dude and get on the pitch you wankers!

Exactly.

So anyway, Australia owned Japan. Simple as that.

It came down to fitness in my view. Evidently the Japanese hadn't had their weetbix. Because in the second half, jeez they were shit. That's from a non-soccer persons view, they were shit. You could just see it in body-language, and the way the ball was kicked and transferred around the pitch, there was just no energy left in them.

First goal, by Cahill:
From what I saw, this was not Cahill's goal at all. It was all in the throw into the box (it was Neill I believe? Meh) - that throw-in was god damn perfect. It was in enough to pull the goalie out, but as we saw abotu 3 seconds later, was far out enough to be fumbled down, with enough room for a swipe to be taken.

Second goal, by Cahill:
This was pure brilliance. It just shows; What the fuck was he doing open with about 7 metres of space to work with? Tiredness. The Japanese players were just way too tired to cover, so Cahill took his time, banged it home.

Third goal, by Aloisi:
The man who helped make it possible... I could see him coming from the left, the pass across... I actually thought he was going to shoot it earlier, but no... he got past the tired defenders, and threaded it, brilliant kick, nailing the victory.

What a great moment for all the people watching... I wonder how many times the match will be replayed.

Well that's enough for now. Boston Public isn't on yet, so I'm going to watch something else.

GG

NOTE TO KENTH: Don't read this because I'm making an animated movie version just for you. Unless you want to print it out and read it on the toilet.

How many times do people need to be told?

If you don't like something that I like doing, or something that I enjoy doing - I DON'T GIVE A FUCK WHAT YOU THINK. I will listen to your opinion, then quickly dismiss it - BUT DON'T EVER THINK THAT TELLING ME SOMETHING IS "GAY" "SHIT" or "STUPID" is ever going to change the way I feel about it. You can just go fuck yourself with a cheese grater.

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So anyways I'm back from looking after my uncle's house in Mitcham, after three weeks it was actually quite fun. No idiot sister's to act like retards, nobody saying "go to bed it's 3am", but the best thing: No one buying vegetables.

3 weeks without vegetables (except those real vegetables in the MCDonalds food *snigger*) and man, I swear minerals are for girls. I don't feel any different at all, so put down the fork, throw that broccoli at your mum and say "take your anti-oxidants and fuck off" because it's all crap.

Sure I have a flu and 6 billion other infections - but hey I'm not dead.

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KIDDING

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I'm fine. Greatest time ever I reckon. I did eat too much icecream though. Not my fault though, my grandparents brought some over for me :S

And you're thinking "You dick I bet you had take-aways every night". Firstly no. Secondly... There is no second statement. No joke I really only had pizza, kfc and subway... maybe 5 - 6 nights out of what, 25... I think. Week and a half so yeah about 25 days. Oh wait, wtf yeah. 1st of May till the 25th.

I had domnios despite peoples criticism of it, and only once did I have a shitty pizza. It was kind of salty - and no there weren't anchovies - but yeah other than that they were ok pizzas. Apart from the time that THEY DIDN'T FUCKING CUT THE PIZZA AT ALL!??!?!?1/!?/1?!/!!!

I got back from the shop with +h and opened up the box - NO SLICES! Wtf? Anyways so that gave me an excuse to use the really cool pizza cutter my uncle has ^_^

More updates later. Nearly dinner time.

Fucks sake how windy was it!
Womg how fucking windy was it last night in Melbourne. (Because I have SOOO many international reader's I'll say Melbourne) And let me tell you, we live in a street with freaking huge Liquid Amber tree's in it, and, of course being Autumn now, FUCKING LEAVES GET BLOWN AROUND THE FUCKING PLACE.

And when I say "AROUND THE FUCKING PLACE" I do mean, AROUND THE FUCKING PLACE. I went into the shed this morning to get something, and THERE WERE LEAVES INSIDE THE GOD DAMN SHED!

Now, you're thinking "that's a shed you fuckwit, of course leaves are going to get in, it's not Fort Knox.". But... this isn't one of those shitty sheds that you buy from GOLO because you saw one of their shitty "OMFG LOL STUF HAFF PRICE!!1!!!1!!", this is a proper "take a few day's to build, then install" shed, so it's properly sealed and shit on the bottom.

Yet the leaves still get in.

I think there is one in my room :S

There is!

I see what's going on here. Leaves are trying to take over the planet. Now I know why dad has a cry every fucking day and say's "Go clean up the leaves out the front". THEY ARE TRYING TO DESTROY US ALL!

THIS IS NOT THE FACE OF EVIL:
THIS IS!1!!1!!!

DESTROY THEM ALL MY MINIONS!

*Takes pills*

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I WIN TAFE

Got my results back from our Programming exam today... Fuck, I expected maybe 50%, I hadn't totally bombed it, just thought "oh dears".
Anyways got the results back... 65%! I survive to program another... program. :S

I'm quite glad... If I actually had of failed I would have to bitch around and actually do well ont he final exam... Luckily I don't have to be 10/10 now, I have some buffer.

Buffer. That reminds me. Stop giving me links to stupid Windows Media Player files, I'm so sick of it.

WMP DOES NOT WORK ON MY PC! I BROKE IT SOME HOW! SO PISS OFF!

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Nothing really to rage about. Done.

GG

Stupid Children #2

So we had some people over the other day for a birthday party (not mine of course, because you would have remembered and sent me money) and there was this... I dunno maybe 8 year old kid there. He seemed fine, didn't seem too bad and didn't say much which is always a good thing...until...

My cousin and I were sitting in my room playing Halo on the xbox, just me and him... 2 people... playing 2 player split screen... thats 2(two) screens... and the kid walks in, and does the usual "oh wow halo I love halo I'm fucking outrageously good at it because I'm just fucking awesome" thing, but then, shoots down any hope I had of a halo challenge by saying this:

(To my cousin)"Which one are you?" "The top one".



(To me)"AND WHICH ONE ARE YOU?"


WTFOMFG?!?!?!!11!1!!!!!
I swear I was going to ban him from gravity right then. Is it me or is the possibility of the other player not being me, about as possible as THE AMAZING RACE going to Mars? And of course those gay guys will complain because "iron oxide is so not my colour".

Jeez.

Some people should wear a nametag saying "Please don't discriminate me for being a total fucking dickhead, I can't help it"

GG

Another crazy freaking Melbourne Fomula 1.

This race is never boring... last year... some exciting stuff happened that no one will ever forget, this year, no one will ever forgot; Button, 100 metres to go, his shitty engine gives up, says "fuck this it's too hot mate" and starts spewing smoke everywhere... then the icing on the cake, the oil catches fire, flames roaring out the back of his car... rolling... rolling towards the finish line... the line in sight...


FAILURE.

#133 "You know when" tip:

You know when no one wants you to win a GP race, when you car fucks up within walking distance of the finish line.

Speaking of which, why didn't he get out and push the car? Given the fitness of the drivers, surely he could have pushed the car towards the line? It might have taken 20 seconds... but surely he could have made it? Someone tell me. Find out on the F1 site. Pour over the rulebook to see if it's legal or not, if it's not, fair enough gg ttly Button, if it is legal... YOU'RE A FUCKING GIRL, NEXT TIME, FUCKING PUSH THE CAR ACROSS THE LINE YOU USELESS GIMP.

What about Webber?

Well... once again... talk was talk... walk was... clutch failure. I was asked how Webber would go... my exact words: "He's been talking it up "this is serious stuff here have to win infront of the fans etc etc", he will go well, but the car will fuck up right when it's looking good." No joke thats what I said.
Such a shame that every freaking time, his car fucks up. Especially so with Jaguar, but come on... Williams... I would have expected a little bit more realiability in the car than the BS that's been going on.

Speaking of reliability... thats a word that get thrown around a bit... Of course during this race, it was a bit of a buzz word, given the shitload of cars that got boned.
Some of them though... driver fault. Thats something that never comes up in the tv coverage, no one ever says "Well jeez, that was some shitty driving what the fuck was he doing?" it's always "Ohh thats bad luck there, must be wishbone damage that caused the failure".

WHAT THE FUCK IS A WISHBONE?

Lets do some research.
*Goes to Wiki*
ORLY? THATS WHAT IT IS?

I dunno. I just got sick of hearing "wishbone" and I keep thinking of that freaking movie. Which is also quite weird, because it's not like I've seen the movie or anything :S



And I imagine some dog stuck to the wheel of the car.



Hey fuck you, it could have happened.

More tomorrow, I'm tired.


GG

To show my contempt for Stargate:Atlantis, I made a picture. I would have done more, but given the lack of content in the show, the lack of carefactor for the show, and the lack of slack by channel 7 to show the show, I haven't, so don't complain.




Meh.

GG

See that date up there, thats gonna be bs really, because this is going to be a huge huge post, and if you don't like it, prepare yourself by grabbing a spoon... You know the rest of that line.

Hmmm whilst posting, Eye's Wide Shut just started on channel 9... isn't this some big movie or something? Seems it's got course language... sex scenes... drug references... nudity... Seems ok so far. Someone tell me what they thought of the movie.

So.

Whats annoying you ask? I'll tell you what. This is a two part, based along the same line of theory though.

Stuntz. What a fuckhead. This is some idiot whom I played warcraft 3 with (a dota match of course) on thursday night. Stuntz happened to get the Sand King hero - (this is the part were all you "non-gaming" people are allowed to tune out. If you tune out after this, then I hear you bitch to me about this bit getting boring, I'll just tell you to fuck off) - and of course the sand king is OP, so I assumed he'd go fine. But no, Stuntz starts fucking around like a little slut, running like a pussy from the stupid moonrider (which is definatley op waaaay op) whilst I get killed.

We had the perfect ambush set up one time, both of us hiding in the woods to the left of the top passage, I see the moonrider come along, and, look what happens, I go out to nuke him, and fuckhead Stuntz run's like a pussy, not even putting 1 shot in on the moonrider, let alone a few rounds of epicenter. My fucking god I was pissed. Stuntz COULD have taken ont he moonrider by himself if he had of levelled properly, but no, he was too much of a fucking dickhead to even get that right.


The second part of this annoying thingo this week...
Blocking on CSS. How many fucking times do I have to yell 'FUCK OFF YOU STUPID SHITS STOP BLOCKING'. People get kicked for killing hosties too many times - I tell you what, people should also get kicked for blocking. I got snapped twice today cause I got blocked by my moronic teammates. It's a pretty simple premise; if your teammate is up on a highly visable area, you don't go up and kiss his toes just because you getting a funny feeling in your pants. You stay the fuck away, and whatever you do, do not get in the god damn retreat space/path!

If you're on a thin walkway, eg. a bridge or stairs - jump onto the fucking railing, because 95.66% of the time, there will be a railing, and if you're standing on it, you won't be in the fucking way.

Vote now for kicking blockers, spam your local game server to adopt the service.

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Commonwealth games... Commonwealth games... as a republican the queen and her hypocritical little "empire" don't intrest me, but like a good conformist I decided to get into the games, watching alot of the stuff, I don't give a shit what people say - lawn bowls kicks ass. It's great to see people under the age of 112 playing the sport to, actually makes it a bit interesting when you don't need a golf buggy to ferry the players to the other end of the... court? pitch? ground? grass? I have no idea, wtf is the "playing arena" of lawn bowls? Because I'm uploading photos to photobucket, and as thus, eating my bandwidth like that fat kid on "Matilda" eating that cake, I can't be bothered using google to find out, so, for the purpose of readability, and for the fact that I need a full stop before this sentence starts getting overbaring because of all these god damn commas etc, I'm going to say that it's a "lawn". Full stop. What was I saying?

Ahh yes the queen playing golf on the front lawn. Such a travesty of nature, some old lady ruling over the whole British Empire... you need someone who is fun, an ass, and generally knows all. Like Gregory House.

What other games rule all at the CWG. (See what I did there, I used a cool acronym for "Commonwealth Games" aren't I funny) Table tennis. You've gotta love a game that only 1 portion of the human race has a chance of winning. Not being an asshole or anything, but seriously, for some reason only asian folk can pwn at table tennis, I haven't seen anyother part of the human race hit the mini ball with the mini bat on the mini table as well as people from Korea, China, Japan and around those joints. Just one of those things.

I heard womens boxing was going to be a part of the games this year, but apparently all the women kept lieing about their weight.

So anyway, speaking of Spanish pancakes, I went to the CWG(;)) on Friday night. It wasn't a total snoozefest like I thought it was going to be, the hammer throw was pretty awesome, it's just a shame it wasn't a real hammer, or whilst at it, someone in the way to get hit by the hammer.
There was this awesome little trinket on the field too whilst the hammer throw was going, there is this little remote control racing car that the "hammer" and when on, the javelin gets put on to take the items back to the 'cage' where the items were thrown from. It was really funny to watch, I wonder how the guy who did it got that job. Not to mention explaining it to his grandkids later in life...





So it was an okay night, we were sitting waaay up in row... AA from gate 2... I've never been up that high, fuck it's a great view, but at the sacrifice of legspace, so literally you have to have sex with people in your aisle if you want to get out to have a drink/eat something (unless you eat something on the way out ;) ;) )

So I'll be going there to see the footy... "But thats the members section you twat you can't go there!". But ahah, it seems you are at fault you with the severe aesthetic deficiencies... Because I am an MCC member ^_^ I win you lose.

So I'll be going there for the Carlton V Collingwood match, and Nat can sit down with the rest of the losers. And I don't just mean the Collingwood supporters, I mean the other losers aswell.

Anyways, I have some pics from the games, here are a few to whet your appetite, but don't get up to eat anything because there isn't any leg room.







The rest are here. Go there or fail Earth. And that means Google Earth might get involved - and you know what happens with google, if they don't like it, they'll take it over.

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Now for something new:
Dr X's word of the week: - Something random from Dr. X.

Dr X's word of the week:
"Grenadine"

Reason: this strange word came to me during the commonwealth games ceremony.. now to my surprise some countrys came out which i didnt even kno existed, let alone were in the commonwelath. Guernsy, Jersey, Isle of Man and St. Vincent and the Grenadines top this list.

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Replies to comments:

"your sister sounds silly... Silly doesn't sound as harsh as dumb." - Yeah, it's okay, you can say she's a fucking moron, I don't mind.

"~So I am going to have to invite myself to your place one day so we can catch up.~" - Anytime my friend, anytime.

"Well pffft, Thor doesn't sound very "kewl" I think I could pussywhip him, his mighty sledge hammer is no match for a mafia watermelon slasher" - Thor would own you anyday.

"Theres going to be no Thor ruling the world if I'm stil around, mwhahaaaaaa" - /wankmore

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Whilst watching TV last night...

(Me talking to the rest of the family)

This is all true by the way, I'm not in any way playge... playger... shutup dickhead, you know what I mean.

Me: "So we watched the badminton the other day, jeez thats a fast sport."
Sister: "Whats fast?" --Dumbass comment #1--
Me: "Badminton."
Sister: "It's a fast sport?" --Dumbass comment #2--
Me: "Yes."
Sister: "What's fast about it?" --Dumbass comment #3--
Me: "Oh christ. It's fast because they play the game fast."
Sister: "What's fast?" --Dumbass comment #4--

Need I fucking say more. I swear, there is usually a "special" person in the family, my brother has some learning difficulties - he doesn't learn things as fast as other people - but he's not a fucking stupid moron. At least he doesn't sit around asking stupid questions about shit that doesn't concern him in the slightest.

Another example:

Dad: "Yeah Libby Lenton, and Schipper are in this race."
Sister about 30 seconds later when we watched the race (mind you, she was sitting next to dad when he said that^): "Who is in this race?"

Fuck. Some load up the double barrel and take her out to the back of the barn.

Replies to comments:

"You say I'm emo for having a myspace, well this if fucking
something else, sigh." - thats right, it's something else. Well done.

"you owe me like a shitload of yogo, and also another pizza seeing as the last one you bought and cooked you cremated, making it physically impossible to eat you whiny imbosile." - I believe you owe me yogo, considering you've eaten mine. About the pizza; I ate it, therefore it wasn't exactly "impossible" to eat, you are just a pussy.

"Also I'm sick of hearing Neil Crompton being lead man, and listening to fucken Lee Diffy's whiny pussy voice." - I agree, Neil seems to think that every single mechanical thing about a race should be mentioned, and Lee is just window dressing considering he knows shit about F1's. I demand Bill Woods - or even Quartermain.

"if he doesn't get his arse back into the RPM seat, I'm going to stab Diffy with an F1 car to the head, jesus!" - Fuck that would be funny.




"so do i make u angry wen i have lyrics in my msn name...if u so, bah to u too" - I believe I said "on these "blog" thingos". Not msn. Just because you're a hat.

"Fuhermore, who the fuck is that Thor guy, hes like an alien right, how the hell did an alien come to bring out an album?" - You're an idiot, "thor" is the name of a song. :P

"I have lyrics sometimes in my name, like Natty watty, so you're practically bagging me in your incoherent rant, thats an automatic fail.. " - Refer to a previous reply.


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You know what shits me?

No don't answer, because I don't care what you think shits me, why the hell would I be asking "You know what shits me?" if I didn't already have an answer prepared for you, so just shutup.

I'll tell you what shits me. It's dickheads on these "blog" thingos who log on and obviously think "hmmm jeez if I don't post something those non-existant people who "look at my blog" will obviously get aggrod because I haven't posted something, jeez I better post something quick!"

Then you know what they do? They post some bullshit lyrics or some stupid "survey" that they did from some idiotic website showing you a) that they really do have too much time considering they have a blog AND they fuss around with bullshit surveys and then post the shit! b) they think people actually take the time to read A WHOLE FREAKING SONGS WORTH of lyrics just to get some "point" obviously that they are wearing purple and they are sexually frustrated - evidently because their puncture repair kit is broken.

NO ONE GIVES A SHIT about some stupid freaking lyrics, stop posting bullshit, it's not a freaking "livejournal" just for you to post "the most lovey dovey" lyrics you can find that SOMEHOW mean something metaphorical in your life, it's there for you to post other stuff that people don't care about, your views, thoughts, opinions and any other shit you can think of!

GG.